B-Lab: "Silly Con Valley"
Face ID is the new fingerprint.
When Portland, Oregon officials were investigating whether Uber was operating within the law, they were [reportedly](https://www.latimes.com/business/technology/la-fi-tn-uber-greyball-20170303-story.html) shown a fake version of the app in an effort to hinder their work, a practice known internally as 'greyballing.' Naturally, having the brain of a 9-year-old, I couldn't resist.
Snapchat goes public.
Wearable tech.
NEXT: "Stranger Danger!"